Monday, August 28, 2006

I Am a Cat


My name is Zoey, and I am getting fat, because my Mommy and Daddy feed me too much, and I am incredibly lazy. I am even lazier than Dad, and that's not easy. Oh, and I am spoiled, too. Look at how I have Mommy wrapped around my fingers, errr, claws. But my favorite thing in the whole world is to rip up Daddy's workout shirts because he smells so good... I mean bad, ahhh, strong. Yes, that's it.

My second favorite thing is this carrying-around thing that I've trained Mommy to do. All I have to do is meow really desperate-sounding, and then she picks me up (out of guilt, perhaps, for not feeding me enough?), and hugs me tight. It makes me feel really warm and cared for. Mommy loves me soooo much.

Mommy and Daddy are getting married soon, and she wants me to fly to Portland to be in the wedding. Course anyone knows that flying is for birds, and all I want to do with birds is to make them my close friends (close enough to eat). Mommy and Daddy keep talking about getting something called a dog, and whatever that is, it will either be taught to hold me like I want, or I will shred it's shirt...

And my Jessica is coming up to see me soon. Yeah!!

Zoey

We're Gettin' Married, and You're Not



Julie and I are both getting married to our best friend this November 21st (Tuesday), in Portland.

Why the Tuesday before Thanksgiving?

It will be our second anniversary of dating, and the date, 11/21, is a combination of my birthdate and hers, without the month. And, as our family and friends will attest, we are truly in love, and I didn't want to wait any longer.

The evening ceremony and reception will be a lively affair, with music from Mikey's band (and big mo-fo shrimp!). Looks like about 60 or 70 folks, so get set for a big (yet elegant) party...

Neither of us ever thought we would find someone to be so happy with, to trust, to respect, and become the very best of friends. And, we will be alive and kicking for our 50th... old and gray and traveled, but more in love than ever.

Ken and Julie

Sunday, August 27, 2006

There's No Place Like Nome...

Nome, Alaska. On the farthest edge of the planet, or so it seems. This is the town from the air (as we departed at 10:00pm), a small city/town/village of 3618 souls, huddled against the Bering Sea, compacted so as to provide mutual warmth in the winter. Oh, and if you've ever wondered, like I sometimes do, where all the US Army Corps of Engineers' money goes, well, Nome has the nicest brand new port facility, jetties and all.


Alaska Airlines flies their trusty cargo/passenger combination 737s out of Anchorage, stopping in both Nome and Kotzebue. These are the short, older, well-worn planes, with the powerful engines and huge thrust reversers that could land this thing on an aircraft carrier. The front half carries cargo (milk, mail, vegetables?) and they squeeze the unfortunates into the back to ride a noisy, cramped 90-minutes.

And who needs that cushy, carpeted ramp to a warm, inviting terminal, when you can have the narrow, slippery stairs that deploy out the back cabin door and dump you onto the tarmac?


Being next to the beach, Nome itself is pretty flat... the hills are inland a few miles. Visible on top of the nearest set of hills and/or mountains is a relic of the cold war, a set of radar antenna, looking a bit like old drive-in movie screens. Large and square, these guys peered over the horizon into Mother Russia's airspace, watching vigilantly for ICBMs or bombers or whatever they had pointed at us. I am sure that the Russians still have a similar array on a similarly desolate hill overlooking the Bering Sea...






But the key to Nome is gold. Actually, the largest nugget of gold ever found, about 155 ounces or just less than 10 pounds, was discovered on September 29th, 1903 near Nome. At one time, just after gold was discovered on the beach (and was, therefore, free game for all... no stakes required), the population of Nome swelled to 40,000. I wish I could have had the corner on the market on tents...

Where gold was the goal, all manner of technology was employed to retrieve it from the earth. Pans, sluices, dredges: they have all left their tell-tale of vast heaps of sand tailings and disrupted tundra. And because transportation is just so expensive when you exist at the end of the world, all the used equipment is just dropped where it lies, to be slowly reclaimed by the environment. Or, sometimes circled by a walkway and designated a city park.

Nome has also gone to the dogs: that last bastion of frontier testosterone known as the Iditarod. The dogsled race starts in Anchorage, runs some 1100 miles across Alaska, much of it still along the original historic dogsled route, to finish on Front Street in the center of Nome.







Then there are the tourists... what were they thinking? Could it be the world's largest gold panning pan?






Or the famous Nugget Inn... which is, I think, the only hotel in town with free wifi. Which reminds me, between Chief Garcia and myself, we had three cellphones, and none of them worked. Yeah, Julie just loved that... Ken can't call out...








The Nugget was full of historical odds and ends. A story tells of how a powerful storm swept thru Nome, flooding everything, including the town cemetery. An old miner returns to his cabin to find a coffin at his door. He opens it to find the body of a famous dancehall queen who passed on a decade before. "Well, Mary," he says to himself, "you're still the best looking woman in town."

We had a great trip to Nome, this metropolis of NW Alaska. We worked some long hours, did some dockside exams, spread the word, and showed the flag. We also got to play a little, and enjoy the gracious hospitality of the folks who call this home.

We also had an interesting expedition of our own... not for gold, but for pictures. Any good adventure has an element of risk and danger. Chief and I had an epic ourselves, a tale to be told soon, where we learned just how big and indifferent Alaska is to the people who come here. But that is another story.

KML

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

When In Nome, Do As the...

Nome, Alaska.

In my military-inspired, non-politically correct parliance, Nome is beyond even BFE.

Literally perched on the shore of the Bering Sea, you can easily imagine that the edge of the flat world is just over the horizon. The populace lives off tourism (there's a lot of wierd folks out there that have too much money, I reckon), gold nuggets on the beach, and subsistence food gathering. But I can't really think of a good reason why, given all the other green acres on this beautiful globe, anyone would live here.

I guess some things aren't easily known.

But I have some time to try to find out. I flew in this morning from Anchorage, with Boatswainsmate Chief Steve Garcia from Coast Guard Sector Anchorage. Our three day mission... to get on as many of the twenty-something commercial fishing vessels here as possible, and bring them in to the safety fold. We are flying back out to Anchorage, weather permitting, late Thursday.

Unfortunately, I do not have the plug-in cable-thing for my digital camera with me, so you have to be satisfied with text until I get back to Juneau on Friday. I have been taking some great pictures, and I look forward to getting them out here for y'all.

The sun came out at Noon, and we had blue sky the resy of the day. The reminder that we are standing on the edge of the Arctic Circle came in the form of a stiff afternoon breeze that blew in, at about 20 to 25 knots, frigid out of the north, seemingly out of nowhere. It lasted about three hours, whipping up the shallow Bering into a white cap froth, and then died again almost as quickly as it arrived. Sitting in my room at the Nugget Inn, I feel something akin to sunburn on my face. Nature is raw...

And light, too. The farther North and West one travels, the longer the day. Right now, at 11:15pm on 22August, it is still light enough outside to read. It is dark down in Juneau, but hey, this IS the end of the world...

One thing I can say about the folks here, they're very friendly. Everyone waves, says hello, shakes your hand while looking you in the eye. It is refreshing, and I'm sure, a consequence of the remoteness and hardiness of the land and those who prosper here. I like it.

Not that I would ever live here, but like a bunch of places I've been, it's cool to visit (and then go home). More to follow-

KML

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Portland's Japanese Garden

The stones.

The water.

The plants.

The essence of the Japanese Garden. Designed painstakingly to be a quiet bastion of relaxation, balance and harmonious partnership with nature.

It seems I have been writing about my trips to Portland lately, more than our life in Alaska, but fear not, gentle reader, we'll get back on theme. I have been travelling to spend time with my kids and try to repair our relationships.

Back to the Garden: it is absolutely worth the time to visit, relax the mind, take in the environment, and let everyday concerns take a short vacation.


Our visit was actually Arianne's idea. My daughter is very smart on alot of issues, but especially astute when it comes to the emotions. Her suggestion to spend the afternoon at the garden proved to set us all at greater peace.

We happened to arrive inside the front entrance just as a wonderful Japanese Garden volunteer was about to start a guided tour of the 5-acre sanctuary. This delightful lady (whose name I wish I could recall) took us through the five primary gardens, explaining the history, symbolism, and interpretation of what we were seeing. We were especially taken by the amount of time and energy put into the seemingly smallest details... the placing of a single stone, the care of the koi, the gathering of small stones off the beach (all the same size, shape and color) to be used in the pools. I have always thought that there was much truth to the maxim that says "the devil is in the details." The Japanese also believe this, as we soon figured out.

Since we were there on the weekend, they had a sale of Japanese art in the main building. There were a number of local artists on hand, working their magic while we watched. One woman was a painter, who showed us how to blend colors on a brush to create very beautiful designs: many colors all within one stroke, forming the wings of a butterfly. Then she made a leaf for the butterfly to land on. It was delicate and simple, yet very beautiful and full of "chi," or life energy. Next, she drew some bamboo in shades of black on white rice paper. She showed us "flying white," which showed as patches of white in otherwise darkened areas, which made the stalk look more real and 3-dimensional.

We also saw two potters at work, which my co-writer Lars would love to describe, but he can't recall all the details. Suffice to say, they were assembling a large vase on a round pottery wheel, working together different pieces to create impossible curves. It was cool... and required patience neither of us have.


Lastly, there was the view. How many people have captured this classic image of downtown Portland from this spot? The only negative aspect was the overcast that prevented us from really being able to see Mount Hood in the background. We could barely see the gleam off the snowy summit against the thin high clouds, so we knew it was there.

We strongly suggest that you spend some time here yourself, and see the same wonder that we did.

Lars and KML

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Airplanes Are Cool, Airports Suck

Planes take you wonderful places. They connect people. A window seat with clear weather is akin to being granted god-like vision. You get on in one place, and find yourself at the other end needing a down jacket, or shorts. You can get a ginger ale and a smile and some eye contact, if you care to stay awake. I can go to Portland, buy a pub table (still boxed), and take it home to Juneau as checked baggage. Or frozen naan. Planes are safe, they keep us off the roads. There hasn't yet been any air-rage, and planes never get close enough that the pilots feel the need to flip each other off. A friendly professional controller assumes the role of mediator and facilitator, keeping everyone out there honest. They are clean, and the air onboard has improved orders of magnitude since the ban on smoking. You can meet all manner of interesting folks, and they are almost always cool in their individual way. After all, people who travel by air to cool places are pretty much cool by definition.

Airports, on the other hand, are like vampires. They suck life out of you. There's nowhere comfy to nap, restrooms are hit-and-miss at best, and beyond sepsis at thier third-world worst. Food is way over-priced, almost as much as buying anything at a marine store labeled "Coast Guard Approved." Come on, $8 for a flipping Whopper VALUE Meal? Here, let me cut off my ear for you... oh wait, you won't let me have my knife!!! Layovers are noisy. They design the chairs as non-ergonomically as possible so as to encourage you to walk around and buy things. Try to find a free wifi connection, there's an optimistic thought. Thank God for Starbucks. And what's with AT&T... do folks really buy 24-hours of internet for $9 when all they really want is to check e-mail for 2 minutes? I hope AT&T dies a horrible non-profitable death.

A window seat at an airport almost invariable ends up a greasy brown smog-set over a featureless tarmac and dead-grass horizon. The planes are alright to look at, though... some of the art painted on them. Salmon, Confetti, killer whales, rainbows... oranges, reds and yellows all airbrushed together in a tribute to modern surrealism. Airports are often huge, open, inspiring spaces, but fill that space with grumpy and tired people looking for cheap eats and a place to check e-mail cause they can't sit anywhere, and well, it just takes away all the architecturally-inspired spirit. No one has fun in an airport.

Well, I gotta go. It's a quarter-mile walk with all my crap to the gate, and on the way I need to decide who is going to get the better part of the $20 I just got out of the ATM for my dinner...

KML

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Back in Portland

Back in Portland, sitting in a downtown Coffee People, nursing an iced mocha and partaking of the free wifi. Life is good. The weather is warm, I've got my sunscreen (this time) in case the overcast burns off, and some solo time. Came down from Juneau on Sunday for what I thought would be a quick day-and-a-half trip, but turned into an additional two-days to spend some time with my kids. A very pleasant surprise...

Julie is mildly pissed 'cause I left her after a couple of wonderful days in Juneau, and came down to Oregon just in time to miss a very rainy change in the weather. She says it rained harder yesterday than it has all summer. Sorry, dear...

The kids are getting so big. They've always been on the tall side, but I don't know whose genetics they got, or maybe they just got nutri-ated too well... But they got the intelligence genes, very smart kids: Lars was drawing RNA strands with crayons on his placemat at lunch, go figure. I'll never be able to save enough for his med school myself, so I will be passing around a cup soon, your assistance is gratefully appreciated...

We had a big lunch at the one mexican chain in Oregon that I will eat at (Mazatlan's, but that's a whole other story about getting the worst GI poisoning from the carne asada at the Muchas Gracias in Florence), then poked around in a hobby shop that catered to RC planes and boats, then saw "Cars" on the big screen and then had blizzards for dinner at the world's slowest Dairy Queen. It was some good time to re-connect without all the professionals involved.

Today is the first of August. Time flies when you're having fun and busy. I have to ink dates to some work travel still, closing out the FY books. My budget for D17 is 10 times the amount I handled in Portland, so I am trying hard to make it all come down to zero-zero for the middle of the month, and keep the bean-counters happy. The whole money-thing at District can get a little touchy, because the finance folks think it all belongs to them, but they are begrudgingly willing to let the programs borrow some of it. I am funding my Anchorage folks to head out to Cold Bay, Sand Point, and Nome to try to expand into some fisheries that we previously didn't have much contact with, mostly as a result of these so-called CDQ's, which are fisheries that sprang up as a result of coastal community (ie Native) development quota shares from dividing up the groundfish pie. This put a bunch of bucks into the Native corporations to put into their fisheries, and there hasn't been any historical safety culture there, so we have our work cut out for us. I am trying to tag along on the trip to Nome, if I can get the dates to work.

Wow, it occurs to me that I have worked the rigs in the Straits of Magellan (a previous life on active duty at MSO New Orleans, yet another story), so if I get to Nome then I will have just about spanned the entire Western hemisphere north to south. Isn't the Coast Guard great?!

Have a wonderful day.

KML